“Why Personal Finance Is Important: Your Bank Account Can’t Live on Vibes Alone”
Let's talk about personal finance, which is the least fun topic for adults. That thing yourparents talked about when they weren't fussing at you about credit cards or wondering whyyou…
“How Stocks Work: LikeGambling, But With Suits That Need aFriendlier Name”
Stocks, that strange adult thing your dad speaks about every Thanksgiving while youpretend to check fantasy football numbers. People say things like "invest early," "diversifyyour portfolio," and "let your money…
“Crypto for Dummies: Because We All Deserve to Be Confused Equally”
So you've finally made the choice to "get into crypto." You made it to a party that never hadany rules and yet ran out of beverages six years late. You…
“Crypto to USD: Because Math Needed Mood Swings”
Every person who wants to be a crypto billionaire has to face the truth at some point. By "truth," I mean the U.S. dollar. That green, wrinkly, uninterested rectangle that…
The dumbest business rivalry since “Office” vs. “Work From Home” is “Markets vs. Industries.”
The truth is that no one really knows what the distinction is between "markets" and "industries." People use those words as if they mean the same thing, which is true…
“Crypto With Credit Cards: Because Nothing Could Go Wrong”
Have you ever had one of those times when you thought, "Yeah, this is a totally stable decision"? Like cutting your own bangs, quitting your job to "do YouTube," or…
Are Apps for Personal Finance Safe? Asking for Everyone Who Just Gave Their Bank Password to a Cartoon Pig Icon
So you've finally made the decision to "get your money in order." Well done. You got a personal financial app, linked it to your checking account, and felt like you…
