“Personal Finance Programs: Because ‘Winging It’ Isn’t a Way to Get Rich”
Want to get rich but don't have a plan? Sweet. Here's why personal finance classes are the best way for adults to keep an eye on your money.
“Crypto Loans Without Collateral: Because What Could Go Wrong When You Borrow Digital Money from Strangers?”
Do you need money but don't own anything? Great! They literally made crypto loans without collateral just for your mess.
Markets With Perfect Competition: The Unicorn of Economics That No One Has Ever Seen
“Perfect competition—because economists needed something more imaginary than crypto profits.”
“Stocks for Gold: Because Having Real Gold Was Too Easy”
You could buy gold... or just bet on the firms that are digging it up. Here's your sardonic guide to golden regret.
“Personal Finance Courses:Because TikTok Isn’t Enough, I Guess”
Let's be honest: no one taught you how to handle money the right way. You learned how tofind "x" but not how to file your taxes in 12 years of…
“Crypto With the Most Potential: Because Gambling Needed Fancier Graphs”
So, you're out here Searching for "crypto with the most potential" on Google won't help youwith your 9-to-5 job or your student loans. Adorable. Welcome to the digital casino, whereadults…
“Personal Finance Advisors: Google and Chaos Can Only Take You So Far”
Let's be real. A lot of us approach our money the same way we treat our laundry: we put itoff until it becomes a full-blown problem. You might have assumed,…
“Crypto Arena: Where YourWallet Goes In and Your Hope GoesOut Stage Left”
The Crypto Arena, which used to be the Staples Center, is now called after everyone'sfavorite unstable online money platform. Imagine telling yourself in 2005 that the locationwhere Kobe played, Beyoncé…
“Personal Finance for Dummies: Because “Treat Yourself” Isn’t a Plan”
Let's get this straight: you're not dumb for not knowing how to handle your money. You live ina world where your high school taught you facts about mitochondria instead of…
“How to Confuse Yourself and Call It Investing”
One thing is clear: no one really knows what crypto is. Not your relative who constantlysaying "blockchain" like it's a religion. Not that YouTuber who has 400 monitors and no…
