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Markets in Economics: The Overrated Chaos Simulator We Keep Pretending Makes Sense

"Markets explain economics the same way your ex does closure: loudly and…

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“Personal Finance Loans: Because Your Vibe Can’t Pay for Everything”

Loans: like borrowing lunch money as an adult, but with interest and…

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“Stock Charts: The Art of Looking at Lines Until You Feel Something”

Do you really know how to read stock charts? So cute. Here's…

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“Crypto Exchanges: Because Robinhood Wasn’t Crazy Enough”

Where your money turns into numbers, then feelings, and finally sorrow. Welcome…

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The markets are crashing again, so get a snack and pretend to care.

"Markets are crashing, billionaires are crying, and you're just trying to get…

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“Stocks for Long-Term Investing: Because the Market Only Rewards Patience (Sort Of)”

Forget about day trading. This is how to choose long-term equities and…

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“Personal Finance Programs: Because ‘Winging It’ Isn’t a Way to Get Rich”

Want to get rich but don't have a plan? Sweet. Here's why…

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“Crypto Loans Without Collateral: Because What Could Go Wrong When You Borrow Digital Money from Strangers?”

Do you need money but don't own anything? Great! They literally made…

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Markets With Perfect Competition: The Unicorn of Economics That No One Has Ever Seen

“Perfect competition—because economists needed something more imaginary than crypto profits.”

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“Managing Your Money: Because Last Time You Didn’t Pay Attention to Your Money Problems”

Are you sick of not knowing where your salary went? This is…

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