Crypto News: Because the Markets Don’t Sleep (and Our Bad Decisions Don’t Either)
The newest crypto news that you didn't ask for but really want.…
Markets News: It Seems Like Everything Is Either Going Down, Up, or “Finding Balance” Again
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“Stock Companies: Because Apparently Betting on Corporations Is Now ‘Financial Literacy”
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“Crypto Calculators: Because We All Need a Fancy Way to Know We’re Broke”
Enter the numbers and watch your aspirations expire in style. Crypto calculators:…
Markets in Economics: The Overrated Chaos Simulator We Keep Pretending Makes Sense
"Markets explain economics the same way your ex does closure: loudly and…
“Personal Finance Loans: Because Your Vibe Can’t Pay for Everything”
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“Stock Charts: The Art of Looking at Lines Until You Feel Something”
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“Crypto Exchanges: Because Robinhood Wasn’t Crazy Enough”
Where your money turns into numbers, then feelings, and finally sorrow. Welcome…
The markets are crashing again, so get a snack and pretend to care.
"Markets are crashing, billionaires are crying, and you're just trying to get…